Eternal September Calendar

The Eternal September Calendar is a calendar, currently used by the Tornado Queendom Space Agency. It has its epoch in September 1993 (1 ESE, or Eternal September Era.), and the time before then is known as "BES" (Before Eternal September).

Origin
The calendar originates from September 1993, which is infamous amongst Usenet for AOL introducing Usenet access.

Months
The months are as follows, based on the date in the calendar.


 * September (September, obviously.)
 * Octuxber (October)
 * Nuvember (November)
 * Dacember (December)
 * Janus (January)
 * Franzuary (February)
 * Stallmanius (March)
 * Torvaldz (April)
 * Mollius (May)
 * Linus (June)
 * Richus (July)
 * Austrius (August)